Resistance is Futile
Resistance Is Futile is a workshop in conceptual art that exists primarily in the imagination of the participant.
By reading this event listing, you have already agreed to participate.
By considering whether you would attend, you have attended.
By attempting to resist its premise, you have confirmed its success.
A conceptual art workshop that already happened inside your mind
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📍 Wherever you are right now
🚫 Registration not available (you’ve already joined)
Resistance Is Futile is a compulsory-participation conceptual art workshop.
It cannot be joined, only realized. It cannot be declined or delayed.
Simply by reading this, you’ve already attended.
The workshop is now installed in your head, where it will remain indefinitely, rent-free and impossible to sublet.
The workshop explores themes of:
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uninvited participation
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accidental authorship
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and the emotional cost of trying to opt out of things you never signed up for in the first place.
Participants will receive:
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No confirmation email
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No certificate
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Just the creeping sensation that they’ve been implicated in something much bigger than themselves
Resistance is futile.
Refusal is collaboration.
Silence is interpretation.
Congratulations. You’re now part of the work.
